Stupid Mayans...

The earth feels like a powder keg right now, and dozens of different individuals are holding matches. It's not just people either. I can just sense a rogue asteroid on it's way to destroy us. Too bad Bruce Willis isn't around to stop it again. Then there's the black holes, the super volcanoes, and the tiny evil viruses set free by mad scientists.

Maybe I'm paranoid, or maybe I'm just super paranoid, but I feel like things are getting really bad.

I wonder if it's in human nature to believe we are getting close to the end. We can see evidence that civilizations throughout the ages have believed they would see the end of days. There have been false accusations of the Antichrist cast at Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Ronald Regan, every single pope, Dan Marino, and each leader since the word was created.

I accept no blame for my paranoia. I am a product of the news, amature websites, and thousands of years of human nature. I think I need a lot more life insurance.